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I Don't Like Doing Stand-up, Because I Don't Like Standing Up.

One Thing Lots Of Christians Do Have In Common Is That They Can't Help Coming Across As Smug. This Winds Lots Of People Up, Particularly Because Famous Christians Pronounce On The Life Of The Poor From Their Very Lovely Affluent Homes Filled With Their Very Lovely Families And Attractive Pets.

I Think Self-esteem Is Fluid. It's Not A Fixed State, And So Some Days Are Better Than Others.

Jeremy Clarkson Is Rather Charming, But I Can't Stomach His Public Persona. I Don't Like His Casual Racism And Casual Misogyny.

I Like To Read My Diary Occasionally To Remind Myself What A Miserable, Alienated Old Sod I Used To Be.