You Know, In My Hometown

[w]atching Ducks Land On A Lake In Arkansas In The Winter Is About The Closest To Heaven As You Can Find On This Earth... And As Someone Who Believes, According To My Faith, I Will Go To Heaven When I Die, I Am Pretty Sure That There Is Duck Hunting In Heaven!

If The Government Can't Track Illegals, Then Let's Outsource The Job To Ups Or Fedex.

Hi, I'm Mike Huckabee Of Arkansas, Wanting To Say "congratulations, Canada, On Preserving Your National Igloo".

I Think The Important Thing Is To Realize That The Establishment Of A Democracy Is Sometimes A Messy Thing And It Takes Time. Yeah, We've Been At It 240 Years.

The Fact Is There Are A Lot Of Things Happening At The Federal Level That Are Absolutely Beyond The Jurisdiction Of The Constitution. This Is Power That Should Be Shifted Back To The States.