You Kissed Me Like That

As A Well-known Great Man Would Have Said If He Had Thought Of It, "don't Go Around Offending People Just Because It Can Be Done Sitting Down."

Classic Recipe For Roast Beef: 1 Large Roast Of Beef 1 Small Roast Of Beef Take The Two Roasts And Put Them In The Oven. When The Little One Burns, The Big One Is Done.

A Platform Is Something A Candidate Stands For And The Voters Fall For.

When You Learn To Make Everybody Happy, You Will Possess The Golden Secret Of How To Milk The Contented Voters. But Do It In Such A Way That They Won't Think You Want Them To Vote For You Just Because You Need The Money. They Need The Money, And Besides, They Can Think Up Other Reasons If They Try.

Education Is Worth A Whole Lot. Just Think - With Enough Education And Brains The Average Man Would Make A Good Lawyer - And So Would The Average Lawyer.