Smartness Runs In My Family.

Cultivate Friendships. If You Don't Have Time To Cultivate All Of Them, Plow Under Every Fifth One And Collect Your Bonus.

I Don't See What Difference It Makes What Side It's [your Bread] Buttered On. I Always Eat Both Sides.

Education Is Worth A Whole Lot. Just Think - With Enough Education And Brains The Average Man Would Make A Good Lawyer - And So Would The Average Lawyer.

The President Of Today Is Just The Postage Stamp Of Tomorrow.

When I Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn't Talk For A Year And A Half.