I Left My Car Parked

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When My Mother Had To Get Dinner For 8 She'd Just Make Enough For 16 And Only Serve Half.

I Left My Car Parked At The Top Of Lombard Street Hill, And I Forgot To Put The Breaks On. It's The Funniest Thing. The Car Is Running Down The Hill.

Never Place A Period Where God Has Placed A Comma.

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