My Mind Works So Fast.

When My Mother Had To Get Dinner For 8 She'd Just Make Enough For 16 And Only Serve Half.

You Kissed Me Like That When I Was A Blushing Bride ...? I Wonder What I Was Blushing About?

Education Is Worth A Whole Lot. Just Think - With Enough Education And Brains The Average Man Would Make A Good Lawyer - And So Would The Average Lawyer.

When I Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn't Talk For A Year And A Half.

When You Learn To Make Everybody Happy, You Will Possess The Golden Secret Of How To Milk The Contented Voters. But Do It In Such A Way That They Won't Think You Want Them To Vote For You Just Because You Need The Money. They Need The Money, And Besides, They Can Think Up Other Reasons If They Try.