As A Well-known Great Man

As A Well-known Great Man Would Have Said If He Had Thought Of It, "don't Go Around Offending People Just Because It Can Be Done Sitting Down."

I Often Put Boiling Water In The Freezer. Then Whenever I Need Boiling Water,i Simply Defrost It.

Today Millions Of People Are Living Who Will Never Do It Again. Millions Are Being Born For The First Time - And Millions Are Doing Nothing Because It's The Best Offer They've Had This Week. It Is For These People And Many Others That The Surprise Party Is Conceived And Desecrated, Founded Upon The Principle That Everybody Is Just As Good As Anybody Else, Even Though They Aren't Quite So Smart.

The President Of Today Is Just The Postage Stamp Of Tomorrow.

You've Buttered Your Bread, Now Sleep In It.