The Senate Is The Only

It's A Game Everybody Plays. If You See A Man With A Beard And Holler "beaver!" It's Five Points. And If You See A Man With A Moustache, It's Onli Three Points.

I Don't See What Difference It Makes What Side It's [your Bread] Buttered On. I Always Eat Both Sides.

Classic Recipe For Roast Beef: 1 Large Roast Of Beef 1 Small Roast Of Beef Take The Two Roasts And Put Them In The Oven. When The Little One Burns, The Big One Is Done.

Never Place A Period Where God Has Placed A Comma.

This Used To Be A Government Of Checks And Balances. Now It's All Checks And No Balances.