You Feel Completely In Control

You Feel Completely In Control When You Hear A Wave Of Laughter Coming Back At You That You Have Caused.

Motherhood . . . Is An Act Of Infinite Optimism.

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.

Comedy Is Very Controlling - You Are Making People Laugh.

It Is So Hard For Us Little Human Beings To Accept This Deal That We Get. It's Really Crazy, Isn't It? We Get To Live, Then We Have To Die. ... What Spirit Human Beings Have! It Is A Pretty Cheesy Deal - All The Pleasures Of Life, And Then Death.