Comedy Is Very Controlling -

I Grew Up In Front Of A Television. I Guess I'll Grow Old Inside Of One.

I Would Rather Be Funny Than Gorgeous, Absolutely. Because It's Too Hard To Be Gorgeous, You Know. I Could Make A Stab At Gorgeous As Long As I Had Something Funny To Say To Get Out Of It.

Motherhood . . . Is An Act Of Infinite Optimism.

You Cannot Live In Los Angeles For Any Period Of Time Without Eventually Trying To Write A Screenplay. It's Like A Flu Bug That You Catch ... Even The Plumber Has A Screenplay In His Truck.

... I Was Diagnosed With Ovarian Cancer. Suddenly I Had To Spend All My Time Getting Well.