You Don't Even Need To

When I Was Six Years Old I Sprinkled Sugar On My Head, Convinced Myself It Was Pixie Dust, Wished Myself Invisible, And Walked Into The Boys' Bathroom At School.

I Need To Look Like An Idiot At Least Twice A Day To Keep Myself Humble.

You're Going To Find This Hard To Believe, But Cops Aren't Required To Carry Emergency Condoms." Joe Morelli

I Really Wouldn't Classify The Books As Mysteries. I Prefer To Say That They're Adventures.

And The Closest I've Come To An Out-of-body Experience Was When Joe Morelli Took His Mouth To Me Fourteen Years Ago, Behind The Eclair Case.