I Need To Look Like

I Buy Wine According To The Bottle Design. After I Get Down The First Glass It All Tastes Okay To Me So I Figure You Go For Something Classy To Look At On The Table

Transitions Are Critically Important. I Want The Reader To Turn The Page Without Thinking She's Turning The Page. It Must Flow Seamlessly.

You Deserved To Get Run Over. And Besides, I Barely Tapped You. The Only Reason You Broke Your Leg Was Because You Panicked And Tripped Over Your Own Feet.

And The Closest I've Come To An Out-of-body Experience Was When Joe Morelli Took His Mouth To Me Fourteen Years Ago, Behind The Eclair Case.

Since I Can Barely Write Two Books A Year The Best Solution Seems To Be Co-author Projects. My Goal Isn't To Get Another Writer To Clone Me... It's More To Produce A Book That Shares My Vision Of Positive, Fun Entertainment.