And The Closest I've Come

You Owe Me!" -stephanie "why Do I Owe You?" -joe "i Caught Your No Good Cousin." -stephanie "yeah And In The Process You Burned Down A Funeral Home, And Damaged Thousands Of Dollars Of Government Property." -joe "well If You Are Going To Be Picky About It...." -stephanie

One Of The Men Gave Butch A Bunch Of Volts With A Stun Gun. The Rangeman Didn’t Move Fast Enough, And Butch Grabbed The Gun And Threw It Across The Room. “hunh,” Rangeman Guy Said. “yeah,” I Said. “been There, Done That.” “are You Sure He’s Human?” “maybe You Could Hook A Chain To The Flexicuffs On His Ankles And Drag Him Behind Your Car,” I Said. “we Tried That Once, And Ranger Didn’t Like It,” The Guy Said. “you Do Something Twice That Ranger Doesn’t Like, And You’re Out Of A Job And Damaged.

We Don't Usually Write Up Accidents Involving Rabbits. - Joe Morelli

You Know What This Is?" Lula Said. "this Here's Plane Rage." Plane Rage Isn't Allowed. It Got Taken Off The Allowed Activities List Along With Eating. If You Make A Scene They'll Hual You Off In Leg Irons." Stephanie Said. I'm Tired Of Being Stapped In Here, Too," Lula Said. "this Seat Belt's Too Tight And It's Giving Me Gas." Anything Else?" There's No Movie.

Ranger Declined The Butterscotch Pudding, Not Wanting To Disrupt The Consistency Of His Blood Sugar Level. I Had Two Puddings And Coffee, Choosing To Keep My Pancreas At Peak Performance. Use It Or Lose It Is My Philosophy.