You'd Be Hard Pressed To

I've Always Just Liked Working. I Like Being A Working Actor.

Everyone Thinks Their Baby Is A Genius. People Find It Delightfully Refreshing When I Tell Them, My Baby? Totally Average. Like, 100 Percent Average.

I'll Say This: The Media Wasn't Invited To My Marriage, And They're Definitely Not Invited Into The Divorce.

Laughing Can Serve You In Dark Moments And Even Help You Crawl Your Way Back Out.

It's A Lot Of Working Out, You Know, And You Don't Get To Eat All The Things You Wanna Eat.