Everyone Thinks Their Baby Is

I Remember That Coming To America Was Scary For Me Because Everything Here Is Just Bigger, Better, Shinier, You Know?

I'll Do Whatever It Takes For A Movie. I Don't Really Care What That Is.

I'll Say This: The Media Wasn't Invited To My Marriage, And They're Definitely Not Invited Into The Divorce.

I Finally Had My Prostate Checked. And I Was Super-thankful That I Taught My Asshole To Whistle Before The Doctor Stuck His Finger In There. The Look On His Face Was Priceless.

I Grew Up In Vancouver, British Columbia.