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There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe She Had So Many Children Her Government Subsidy Check Came To $4,892.

Life Begins At Forty, But So Does Arthritis, And The Habit Of Telling The Same Story Three Times To The Same Person.

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.

Somewhere On This Globe, Every Ten Seconds, There Is A Woman Giving Birth To A Child. She Must Be Found And Stopped.

A Woman's Place Is In The Home. Why Should She Go Out And Take Away A Workingman's Pay Instead Of Staying Home And Stealing Out Of His Jacket Like A Good Wife.