Life Begins At Forty, But

The Puritans Came To America To Worship In Their Way And To Force Everybody Else To Do The Same Thing.

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

It Was On My Fifth Birthday That Papa Put His Hand On My Shoulder And Said, 'remember, My Son, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm.'

How Wise Are Thy Commandments O Lord. Each One Of Them Applies To Somebody Or Other I Know.

If You Die In An Elevator, Be Sure To Push The Up Button.