You Can Keep A Dog:

What Beefsteak Is To Argentina, Flamenco To Spain, Cool Reserve And Self-control In All Situations To An Englishman, What Vodka Is To A Russian And Beer To A Bavarian, What Money Is To A Swiss, That Is Outdoor-life To An Australian. It Is A Noble Mania, Better Than Vodka, Better Than Cool Reserve, Better Than Money.

Prices In Italy Are Only Slightly Lower Than In France, Which Means That Italy Is A Very Expensive Country For Everyone, Natives, Visitors And Tourists.

The Japanese Are Human Beings Like The Rest Of Us, But They Will Strongly Resent This Insinuation.

The British Are Brave People. They Can Face Anything, Except Reality.

Television Is Of Great Educational Value. It Teaches You While Still Young How To (a) Kill, (b) Rob, (c) Embezzle, (d) Shoot, (e) Poison, And, Generally Speaking, (f) How To Grow Up Into A Wild West Outlaw Or Gangster By The Time You Leave School.