English Humor Resembles The Loch

Many Continentals Think Life Is A Game; The English Think Cricket Is A Game.

When People Say England, They Sometimes Mean Great Britain, Sometimes The United Kingdom, Sometimes The British Isles, - But Never England.

Jokes Are Better Than War. Even The Most Aggressive Jokes Are Better Than The Least Aggressive Wars. Even The Longest Jokes Are Better Than The Shortest Wars.

It Is Often Said That The Japanese Are Extremely Clean At Home, Or Inside Any House Or Office, But Dirty And Untidy Outside. 'go And Look At A Railway Station,' I Was Told, 'and You'll Be Horrified.' I Went And Was Horrified; Horrified By The Cleanliness Of The Place.

To Have Created A Welfare State Was A Great Achievement; But We Must Go On To Create A Welfare Planet.