To Have Created A Welfare

The English Have No Soul; They Have The Understatement Instead.

I Have Often Thought That The Aim Of Port Is To Give You A Good And Durable Hangover, So That During The Next Day You Should Be Reminded Of The Splendid Occasion The Night Before.

Continental People Have A Sex Life; The English Have Hot-water Bottles.

Israelis Keep Teaching You Your Own Business. God Knows Everything But The Israelis Know Everything Better.

It Is Often Said That The Japanese Are Extremely Clean At Home, Or Inside Any House Or Office, But Dirty And Untidy Outside. 'go And Look At A Railway Station,' I Was Told, 'and You'll Be Horrified.' I Went And Was Horrified; Horrified By The Cleanliness Of The Place.