Israelis Keep Teaching You Your

Television Is Of Great Educational Value. It Teaches You While Still Young How To (a) Kill, (b) Rob, (c) Embezzle, (d) Shoot, (e) Poison, And, Generally Speaking, (f) How To Grow Up Into A Wild West Outlaw Or Gangster By The Time You Leave School.

A Criminal May Improve And Become A Decent Member Of Society. A Foreigner Cannot Improve. Once A Foreigner, Always A Foreigner. There Is No Way Out For Him.

The British Are Brave People. They Can Face Anything, Except Reality.

I Asked Many Friends If Australian Anti-intellectualism Was Still A Living Force And They All Told Me It Was. If You Are Above Average Intelligence, Hide This Embarrassing Fact.

Japan Is, You Often Feel, An Improved Version Of The United States.