Humility Is One Of The

Israel Also Deprived The World Of Its Chance Of Shedding Tears Of Genuine Sympathy Over Her Destruction. The World Resents This; It Likes To Feel Noble And Sympathetic.

The English Have No Soul; They Have The Understatement Instead.

Rich People (in Australia) Have Swimming Pools In Their Gardens But, At Least, They Do Swim In Them.

An Englishman, Even If He Is Alone, Forms An Orderly Queue Of One.

Once You Start Buying First Aid Kits You Start Having Accidents.