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As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.