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Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.

Dogs Are Nicer Than People.

It Would Be A Better World If Everyone In It Knew All The Truth About Everything.

Once You Pass Forty, A Dime Isn't Worth Bending Over To Pick Up If You Drop One.

When You Get Older You Have To Be Careful About Always Saying, "things Aren't As Good As They Used To Be." But It's Hard Not To.