Dogs Are Nicer Than People.

Figure Skating Is An Unlikely Olympic Event But Its Good Television. It's Sort Of A Combination Of Gymnastics And Ballet. A Little Sexy Too Which Doesn't Hurt.

New Ideas Are One Of The Most Overrated Concepts Of Our Time. Most Of The Important Ideas That We Live With Aren't New At All.

There Are Only A Few Safe Targets Left, Just A Few Groups Of People You Can Say Anything Negative About Without Getting In Trouble For It. I've Made A List Of Safe Targets And I Probably Ought To Stick To Those. Politicians, For Instance. You Can Say Anything You Want About Them, And It Doesn't Matter How Unfair You Are. People Seem To Like It.

One Of My Major Shortcomings - I'm Vindictive. I Don't Know Why That Is. Even In Petty Things In My Life I Tend To Strike Back. It's A Lot More Pleasurable A Sensation Than Feeling Threatened.

The Only People Who Say Worse Things About Politicians That Reporters Do Are Other Politicians.