Vegetarian: Indian Word For Lousy

The Federal Government Has Sponsored Research That Has Produced A Tomato That Is Perfect In Every Respect, Except That You Can't Eat It. We Should Make Every Effort To Make Sure This Disease, Often Referred To As 'progress', Doesn't Spread.

Have You Noticed That They Put Advertisements In With Your Bills Now? Like Bills Aren't Distasteful Enough, They Have To Stuff Junk Mail In There With Them. I Get Back At Them. I Put Garbage In With My Check When I Mail It In. Coffee Grinds, Banana Peels...i Write, "could You Throw This Away For Me?"

I Hate To Say It, But I Had A Great Time In World War Ii.

I Am Not Retiring. Writers Don't Retire. Writers Never Stop Writing.

I Like Ice Hockey, But It's A Frustrating Game To Watch. It's Hard To Keep Your Eyes On Both The Puck And The Players And Too Much Time Passes Between Scoring In Hockey. There Are Usually More Fights Than There Are Points.