My Mother Always Called Me

It's Ridiculous For A Country To Get All Worked Up About A Game—except The Super Bowl, Of Course. Now That's Important.

In A Conversation, Keep In Mind That You're More Interested In What You Have To Say Than Anyone Else Is.

You Really Can't Blame The Military For Wanting To Go To War [in Iraq]. They've Got All These New Toys And They Want To Know Whether They Work Or Not.

The Great Virtue Of Being Alone Is That Your Mind Can Go Its Own Way.

My Own Time Is Passing Fast Enough Without Some National Game To Help It Along.