Work Like You Don't Need

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

I Was Born In August, No July, 1908.

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.