Women: You Can't Live With

I'm Not A Republican... But I Am Saving Up To Be One.

Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never See The Gardeners Suffering From Gardening Block.

Girls Throw Their Panties On The Stage, But Rarely If Ever Do They Fit.

I Love To Go Down To The Schoolyard And Watch All The Little Children Jump Up And Down And Run Around Yelling And Screaming. They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks.

I Saw A Psychologist Once Because I Thought I Had Depression. It Cost Me $100. When I Left, I Realised That There's Nothing He Could Have Said That Would Cheer Me Up As Much As If I Found A $100 Bill On My Way Home.