Without The Laughs, The Audience

When I Got Out Of High School They Retired My Jersey, But It Was For Hygiene And Sanitary Reasons.

I Try Not To See New Comics - Their Acts Or Their Films. Part Of That Is Professional. I Don't Want To Be Influenced. But Another Part Is Fear And Jealousy. I'm Afraid To See How Good They Might Be. I Don't Like That Emotion, But It's Part Of Me.

In Football The Object Is To March Into Enemy Territory And Cross His Goal. In Baseball The Object Is To Go Home.

The Status Quo Sucks.

By Elimination, Dishonesty Is The Second-best Policy.