Politicians Are Put There To

The Coke Made Me Incredibly Horny.

Nothing You See On The Internet Is Mine Unless It Comes From One Of My Albums, Books, Hbo Specials, Or Appeared On My Website.

When You Step On The Brakes Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands.

Scratch Any Cynic And You Will Find A Disappointed Idealist.

I Don't Believe There's Any Problem In This Country, No Matter How Tough It Is, That Americans, When They Roll Up Their Sleeves, Can't Completely Ignore.