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A Crazy Person Doesn't Really Lose His Mind. It Just Becomes Something More Entertaining.

I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering A Eulogy And I Realize I'm Listening To It.

As Far As I'm Concerned, Humans Have Not Yet Come Up With A Belief That's Worth Believing.

The Whole Problem With The World Today: Private Property. If No One Owned Anything, It Would Be A Lot Better. There's Even An Entire Industry Devoted To Keeping An Eye On Other People's Stuff. This Is How Stupid It's Got. If You Decide To Get Rid Of A Lot Of Your Stuff, You Can Give It To A Thrift Shop Or To Goodwill.

With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens It's An Omelet.