Without Comedy As A Defense

But I Really Like Hosting, I Think It's A Strength Of Mine. It Allows Me To Improvise, And I Love The Spontaneity Of That, And I Think I'm Funny Behind The Desk When Interviewing Someone.

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

I Practice Safe Sex - I Use An Airbag.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.

Women Need To Know That Not All Guys Are Going To Hurt Them The Way That The Guy Did Before They Started Dating Me. I Know Guys I Wouldn't Go Out With.