With A Parent, It's Always

Lust Is The Sin That Gets Me Excited. Luckily, Because I'm Married, I Also Get Really Good Jewelry Out Of It.

You Can't Keep Changing Men, So You Settle For Changing Your Lipstick.

Anybody Can Say She's An Actress. It's Another Thing To Get A Job.

With A Parent, It's Always Guilt. You Want To Be There, But You Kind Of Also Want To Be Here.

When I Look In The Mirror I See The Girl I Was When I Was Growing Up, With Braces, Crooked Teeth, A Baby Face And A Skinny Body.