I Don't Know How Hollywood

Lust Is The Sin That Gets Me Excited. Luckily, Because I'm Married, I Also Get Really Good Jewelry Out Of It.

I Don't Date Rock 'n' Rollers. I Just Marry Them.

Sex Appeal Is Not On Purpose.

The Older You Get, The Farther From The Camera You Need To Be.

I Think I've Always Been Good So God Wouldn't Strike Me Dead.