Why Would I Make One

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.