Why Don't We Get Drunk

I Can Only Say The First Thing That Pops Into My Mind Is I Remember, Years Ago, Seeing Kind Of A Has-been Country Singer Working - When I First Moved To Nashville - In A Bar In A Holiday Inn.

Elvis Up In Michigan And Maybe Out In Mars.

You Know, As A Writer, I'm More Of A Listener Than A Writer, Cuz If I Hear Something I Will Write It Down.

Elvis Was The Only Man From Northeast Mississippi Who Could Shake His Hips And Still Be Loved By Rednecks, Cops, And Hippies.

Give Me Oysters And Beer, For Dinner Every Day Of The Year, And I'll Be Fine.