Today There Are Two Madonnas,

We Need More Fruitcakes In This World And Less Bakers! We Need People That Care! I'm Mad As Hell! And I Don't Want To Take It Anymore!

I Know A Girl Made Of Memories And Phrases, Lives Her Whole Life In Chapters And Phases.

There's Damsels In Distress Out There, And We Got All This Beer.

Mother, Mother Ocean, I Have Heard You Call. Wanted To Sail Upon Your Waters, Since I Was Three Feet Tall. You've Seen It All, You've Seen It All. Watched The Men Who Rode You, Switch From Sails To Steam. In Your Belly, You Hold The Treasure That Few Have Ever Seen, Most Of Them Dreams, Most Of Them Dreams.

Elvis Up In Michigan And Maybe Out In Mars.