Today There Are Two Madonnas,

My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read.

Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?

What If Life Is Just A Cosmic Joke, Like Spiders In Your Underwear.

Go Fast Enough To Get There, But Slow Enough To See.

Sail The Main Course In A Simple Sturdy Craft. Keep Her Well Stocked With Short Stories And Long Laughs. Go Fast Enough To Get There But Slow Enough To See. Moderation Seems To Be The Key.