Why Are There So Many

And If That Isnt The Truth, It Would Be A Lie.

If Sting Retires, Would He Have To Change His Name To Stung?

I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

As A Kid I Watched Television 24 Hours A Day And Loved Every Minute Of It. The Two Shows That Always Make Me Laugh And Are Therefore My Favorites Are The Dick Van Dyke Show And Fawlty Towers.

Well, It Seems All The Fish In The Rivers Are Dying. Could This Be An Act Of Cod?