If Sting Retires, Would He

I Think The Challenge Is Going Out In Front Of A Paying Audience With Absolutely Nothing And Trying To Entertain Them For Two Hours. Thankfully, I Only Think About That Right Before We Go On, And Then Once We're Out There, Everything's Fine.

Well, It Seems All The Fish In The Rivers Are Dying. Could This Be An Act Of Cod?

I Have So Many Evil Plans, I'm Just Trying To Find The One Which Would Be Best Right Now!

When You Kill Someone By Chopping Off Their Head, Rolling 'em Up In A Carpet And Burning It, You'd Better Make Sure They're Dead!

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.