Why Anyone, By Dying, Should

There Is Something About A Luger That Separates It From All Other Handguns, And Luger Devotees And Luger Society Members Speak Of It In Romantic Terms That Must Sound Plain Nuts To Those Who Consider Themselves Level-headed.

Music Bypasses The Brain And Goes Straight To The Heart. I Wish My Life Had More Of It.

I Eat At This German-chinese Restaurant And The Food Is Delicious. The Only Problem Is That An Hour Later You're Hungry For Power.

I Did Standup While Still Working For Johnny Carson In The Mid-'60s, Thus Gaining The Advantage Of At Least Getting Laughs From Him About How I Hadn't The Night Before.

I Have Yet To See One Of Those Comedy Central Shows With Multiple Standup Comics That Doesn't Include Someone The Size Of The Hindenburg.