It Takes A Certain Amount

I Live A Sensible Life. You Know, I Don't Take On Too Much.

The Information Superhighway? That Sounds Like A Place That's Long And Boring And Kills 50,000 People A Year.

When I Was A Kid In Nebraska, A Cantankerous Farmer, Known For Plinking With His '22 At Passing Cars In Which He Perceived Enemies, Ingeniously Rigged Up A Shotgun In His House, Trained On The Inside Of His Front Door So As To Widely Distribute Any Intruder.

Years Have Passed Since I Have Set Foot In A Comedy Club. If The Comic Is Doing Badly It's Painful, And If The Comic Is Doing Brilliantly, It's Extremely Painful.

Censorship Feeds The Dirty Mind More Than The Four-letter Word Itself.