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Its Fun For Me To Go On Other Folks Talk Shows. When Youve Endured The Ups And Downs And Tensions And Pitfalls Of Hosting, Being A Guest Is A Piece Of Angel Food.

Comedians Are Sometimes Resentful Of Their Writers. Probably Because It's Hard For Giant Egos To Admit You Need Anyone But Yourself To Be What You Are.

To Call New York's Traffic At Holiday Time A Nightmare Is To Understate.

The Greatest Benefit Of Depression Is The Fact That When I Have Talked About It, Every So Often Someone Comes Up And Says, You Saved My Dad's Life.

When I Was A Kid In Nebraska, A Cantankerous Farmer, Known For Plinking With His '22 At Passing Cars In Which He Perceived Enemies, Ingeniously Rigged Up A Shotgun In His House, Trained On The Inside Of His Front Door So As To Widely Distribute Any Intruder.