While Awaiting Sentencing, I Decided

Men Are Liars. We'll Lie About Lying If We Have To. I'm An Algebra Liar. I Figure Two Good Lies Make A Positive.

The Ego Is Like A Kid In The Basement: It's Best To Keep Him Busy.

I Like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, Screw The Middle Man. Just A Tube Of Sugar... I'd Pour Two Of Those In A Big 12 Ounce Coke. And I'd Go Out To Catechism Class And Try To Concentrate On The Priest. I Saw Jesus Several Times. I Swear I Did.

Kids Learn By Example. If I Respect Mom, They're Going To Respect Mom.

Men Aren't Men Until They Can Get To Sears By Themselves.