Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.