If Some People Didn't Tell

Every Once In A While Someone Without A Single Bad Habit Gets Caught.

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very Many Of Us Have Stayed On The Job.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed

Nobody Works As Hard For His Money As The Man Who Marries It.