Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's

Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A Empty Stomach.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For Patience.

Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's Foolish To Borrow Your Neighbor's Newspaper.