When You're Having Trouble And

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

Playing Golf Is Not Hot Work. Cutting Sugar Cane For A Dollar A Day - That's Hot Work. Hotter Than My First Wrist Watch.

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.

Remember You Have To Be Comfortable. Golf Is Not A Life Or Death Situation. It's Just A Game And Should Be Treated As Such. Stay Loose.