Playing Golf Is Not Hot

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

I've Heard People Say Putting Is 50 Percent Technique And 50 Percent Mental. I Really Believe It Is 50 Percent Technique And 90 Percent Positive Thinking, See, But That Adds Up To 140 Percent, Which Is Why Nobody Is 100 Percent Sure How To Putt.

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

I Never Pray To God To Make A Putt. I Pray To God To Help Me React Good If I Miss A Putt.