I Don't Exaggerate - I

Golf Is A Thinking Man's Game. You Can Have All The Shots In The Bag, But If You Don't Know What To Do With Them, You've Got Troubles.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

Only Fools Live In The Past Or Carry Envy To The Present.

No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.